Is your mom’s boyfriend Delonte West?
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Sure his efficiency rating might be good, but he’s never gonna catch Shawn Kemp’s career statistics.
The NCAA reportedly considered reciending FSU’s bowl invite, but ultimately decided against it for fear of being called a, well, you know...
I graduated from FSU in 2 and a half days
What else could I possible breathe out of? My ears?! Moron!
The 6-6 consolation bowls are mostly trash, sure, but I bet there’s plenty of seniors on those actually eligible Buffalo, Western Michigan, and UTSA teams who aren’t going to the NFL and would love one more game before their football careers are over.
“Congratulations to the NCAA for forgetting to adequately enforce their own byzantine rulebook.”
I’m not surprised. Messing up a math problem and Florida State have long gone hand in hand.
This is a real feel-good story. Recruitment by Twitter is something everyone can get behind because, like hiring a 2-person power company in Montana to fix Puerto Rico’s electrical grid after getting a LinkedIn message, it’s clear that there’s really nothing that can go wrong for the Ball brothers in Lithuania!
“Makes sense, Twitter is really the preferred medium for shopping around a good set of balls.”
-Anthony Weiner
And muchhhhhh less than Sadler had even originally made. Knowing that business, they’ll probably take some other woman who’s already working for E! and make her do double-duty without a raise.
Good for you, Catt Sadler. And E! will undoubtedly replace her with someone younger, willing to break into the industry, for less money. Sigh.
People in visors are assholes.
You know, I used to not mind Marlins Man, but I’m starting to come around to the idea he’s an attention whore.
“It is proper etiqutte to kneel before Derek Jeter, Lord of Marlin.”
“I’m here for the Troops. And you invited lots of media.”
“Quite right. Do what you wish for I must say it will end up just as badly for us however we handle it.”
That’s such a cop out, as if minstrel shows never traveled to Europe or that Europe doesn’t have it’s own history of brutalizing Blacks. Hell, France had god damn zoo with Blacks from Africa for fucks sake. Racist depictions of Blacks isn’t foreign to Europeans as well, unless no one in Europe is familiar with Tin Tin.
Whoa whoa whoa ... are you saying that Europeans don’t have guilt over slavery?!
They are also apparently not self-aware enough to know that throwing bananas at black soccer players isn’t cool. However, we should always remember that they are more cultured than the evil, racist Americans.
Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.