Love that you really don’t understand how probation works.

Or Juggalo News?

That feels like a parody video from 15 years ago about a gangsta rapper from the future. It’s not though ... is it?

His Christian name is Teka$hi69.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

I spoke to my sister-in-law yesterday, a highly-educated heart nurse in Huntsville. She told me that she went to the polls and only voted for the local issues, leaving the Senate options blank, telling me that of course she couldn’t vote for Moore but the abortion issue kept her from voting for Jones.

But the bible is pro-abortion:

It was a book that just banked on being mysterious and thematic to work - it was “Lost” with even less plot, just more questions. And magic psychologists that had ultimate hypnotism techniques.

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

Best part of this story . . . “intellectual enjoyment”

I’m sure it’s been beaten to death elsewhere, but I do think Garland is a good screenwriter and director for Annihilation. The book is...strange, and I wasn’t really sure how well it would translate to the big screen. However, I think Garland’s vision is just off-kilter enough to be a good fit. I don’t know that I…

“I told you!”

The Dodgers wouldn’t have noticed because it’s not a statistic that is counted using sabermetrics

Hey guys - Keep an eye out for this Troll Jorni. He’s been going around all day harassing people.

When I think of things Roy Moore is and isn’t, Anti-Semantic doesn’t even crack the top 10. I mean, he absolutely is, but there are at least 10 traits that top that.

According to Talking Points Memo, the event was held in “an upscale barn.”

If a family signs to a team that can’t pay, and never shows up to play, does the pope shit shit on a bear in the woods? Asking for a friend.

Somebody clue me in here, because I am ignorant. The thing that was wrong with her original tweet was:

One problem was the movie was called X-men: Apocalypse and was still all about Xavier/Magneto/Mystique and their dumb love triangle.

“We sidelined and removed characters with intensely loyal fanbases (Jubilee!) in order to focus on the third installment of warmed-over Mystique cosplay.”