“...forcing one woman to watch while he ejaculated into a potted plant.”

Oh yeah they had the power to fix everything but couldn’t bother to give their saviour the cure for shitty eyesight.

Right? And how do the people not working for the magic government manage to successfully run businesses with the equivalent of a fifth grade education? I mean, I hope they went to real school before wizard school.

Also how come the wizarding community let Dumbledore become head master for the top school in the world? Like if Eva Braun killed Hitler in 45. I don’t think people would be perfectly fine if she became like the person in charge of education standards for the world

Also people forget that the wizarding world pretty much enslaves every species outside of human. pretty much the only difference between Vold and the rest of the wizards is that he wanted to treat muggles the same way they treat elves, and goblins, and giants.

To be frank though Dumbledore only “saw the light” when his sister got killed and then tried to use a child as a weapon by making him hate life through placing him with an abusive family for over a decade.

Don Jr thinks he so fucking smart. I can barely tell what he’s trying to say, but he’s that kid in your intro psych class who is the biggest douchecanoe and thinks he’s constantly outwitting the professor. Bonus points if that professor is a woman.

Eli Manning left OBJ out to dry and got him injured. Next play he coughs up the ball and loses the game for the Giants. Woof.

THIS guy is approved to comment?!

I mean that was insane, you could clearly see it when Lee walked out and he cut close to 20 pounds in a day with that infection. I honestly can’t comprehend how that is possible in any kind of respectful organization. And I realize the answer to my question there is that this the clown show known as the NSAC.

It’s insane to me that it’s just being covered as something he overcame. Dude and his trainer should have their licenses pulled.

you’re gonna do something about Lee hiding fucking staph infection, right? Because that’s some seriously dangerous shit

The Vice President of the United States of America assumed women weren’t allowed to attend NFL games. His penis made him leave when he saw otherwise.

Teachers have “allowed” students to sit and not participate in the Pledge for the simple reason that by law they are not allowed to NOT permit this.

We settled this freaking 70+ years ago - you can’t expel students for not saying the pledge or otherwise acknowledging the flag(West Virginia v. Barnette) . You can’t expel or threaten students for taking peaceful, non-disruptive of class purpose/learning protests like silent actions/arm bands (Tinker v. Des Moines).…

The press release McDonald’s sent out reads,

Why do you assume these are “millennials”? You say you’re a fan of the show — how old are you?

It’s funny because in one episode Rick tells the kids not to be sheep.

I would be in for class action lawsuit...no sauce at our restaurant, 10 posters, didnt tell us till 5min before 2pm