And Ohio State.

Nope!

An accusation is not evidence of a crime committed.

This sounds a lot like shaming this reporter for not coming forward ten years ago

What blows me away is when you see someone waving a Nazi flag while goose-stepping and doing the heil-Hitler salute and you say “wow look at the Nazi,” conservatives pile in like “WHY ARE YOU CALLING US ALL NAZIS??” We didn’t put you there, homie. “NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE NAZIS!” Yeah, no shit - not all white people…

Dora, I just have to say that your work, along with Giri’s on tennis, is one of the things that makes Deadpan great in 2017. Yeah, we all love to have our chuckles at the silly crap that is major team sports, but you guys cover your beats with both an evident subject knowledge and the ability to convey that…

There was one sentence in a report on opioids a decade or two ago that stated that those who were in serious pain on controlled doses rarely became addicted in hospital settings. Drug companies blanked out all the parts they didn’t like and told doctors that their formulations of opioids were not addictive and…

Because they got over-prescribed legal opiates like Oxycontin and Percocet, got hooked on those, stopped getting their scripts, and realized heroin was close enough.

How can someone with one eye a 1/4" higher than the other feel superior to anyone?

“My screwing your best friend isn’t the issue here, what’s REALLY despicable is you following me with a camera!”

The first time I ever really understood that gay men can hate women was when I actually looked at some fashion shows.

“Ann, if you’re here, who is scaring crows away from the nation’s crops?”

I was practically foaming at the mouth waiting for each and every insult. I may watch them all again to feel some joy in my heart after this week of Republicans ruining America even more.

Well, Lyons deleted his account and that Auerbach guy acting like the victim, despite the emails, was fucking hilarious.

The Jets will win, because it screws pretty much any chance at the #1 pick and the QB they need. Because the Jets. The Browns will lose, and Sam Darnold’s arm will fall off in training camp, because Browns.

With the caption “nice defense bro”

The idea of the “Liberal Media” has always been predicated on the idea that Harvard and Yale are really far-out leftist hotspots.

Sunderland not tweeting but liking a bunch of Auerbach’s defensive tweets was pretty great.

We’ve reached a point where anyone who sees an actual Nazi and says “Hey maybe we should hear them out/give them a chance..” needs to be considered at minimum a sympathizer.

Ann Coulter appearing on the Rob Lowe Roast was incredible. I could actually feel every comic’s unabashed hatred of her coming through my television.