I can’t think of other situations in which you are allowed to blow up another person’s marriage, but I’m sure our commenters can come up with some.

In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie / We bear our banners aloft, boots like butts / Our butts quick, our countenance dire. / For who in this dark, dream-haunted butthole dares / Resist the righteous flames of butts / And fart themselves to despair and death?

She is a lawyer. You don’t want her to represent Weinstein, give her more money to drop her client.

After 6 goals, I was like:

No, collect the money too. Make it hurt the county.

And collapse to this same Penguins team, I might add, because God hates the Caps.

Brandon Saad had a hat trick in his Blackhawk re-debut

And somewhere, on a practice field somewhere, Roberto Aguayo smiles and softly chuckles to himself, then promptly misses another kick.

When Tampa was trying to make the 2nd touchdown, Romo said something along the lines of “you get this touchdown, then you gotta onside kick and get a field goal.”

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

Too complex for their understanding. Maybe draw a diagram? No, a cartoon.

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

It’s Rush Limbaugh and both he and you are the true assholes. I’ll organize a god damn parade when that greasy, obese, racist, child-fucking, hate blimp croaks.

You know, a lifetime ban seems like overkill. Make it a 15-20 year sentence, and let the kid come back and play in the league in say, 2040. He’ll probably be able to stay in the QB rotation then.

I don’t think finding joy in the imagined death of a horrible, racist, sexist, genuinely mean person who goes out of his way to hurt other people’s lives, makes me an asshole. But if it does... I’m ok with being that type of asshole.

just so that we don’t all get carried away by Troy Aikman ... https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AikmTr00.htm

Warren Moon was an absolute stud in college at Washington and had to play in the CFL for five years before getting a chance in the NFL. Doug Williams was the lowest paid QB in the league with Tampa Bay and after coming back from the NFL was MVP of the Super Bowl, throwing for 4 TD’s in one QUARTER. Hell, Al Bundy…

It wasn’t me, it was the Percocet. That stuff will rot your brain.

The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. (said in 2003!)