That’s not going to happen seeing as AOL owns HuffPost and Verizon owns AOL under the Oath Inc subsidiary. I’d love to see Thiel try and see his entire ``wealth’’ get exposed as part of the suit.

45 spends a lot of time touching other men. Their hands, I mean.

Kasowitz loses a lot of cases. So there’s that.

you’re shit out of luck if you’re someone with hips, boobs, or generally shaped in a less tube-like manner

As a touring musician in Heavy Metal Band You Don’t Care About, we had a show one night on tour at a pretty cool venue in Cincinnati. Three hours before the show, both locals dropped and the show got cancelled. The local that dropped due to an illness let their Facebook fans know their show THE VERY NEXT DAY was still…

Seems like Coutinho is just about a done deal (to FCB) and Dembele is likely-ish.

I know that guy from Fifa. He’s good.

I enjoy teasing my wife (an OSU grad) with how OSU and Jets fans need chants to remember how to spell things. She does not enjoy this joke.

Wow, that is a too-good-to-be true story. He literally died from a chicken shit injury.

The Bengals feel like a guy who finishes in the middle of a hot dog eating contest. Yes, they are not the worst, but at the end all they have to show for it is wet bun on their face and a mountain of shit they have to flush away.

This is both the most amazing and most horrifying sports story I have read in some time, and I can’t thank you enough for researching that.

Well they’re no Boston.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Having not heard of Nippert Stadium before (my only trip to Cincy was for one day on a business trip and I stayed over in Kentucky for some reason, and I don’t follow UC football or Cincinnati FC), I looked it up on Wikipedia. Here’s how the stadium got its name:

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

I’d be excited about your riveting 17-6 loss to KC in the divisional round, but to be honest with you, I don’t think you will see anybody in the playoffs.

The Bengals were literally created to spite Cleveland.

You spelled diarrhea inducing substance wrong.

“See you in the playoffs”