His faux Twitter feed is hilarious.

“Hey, my name is Jay and I’m only here because I have to be to get paid. So let’s get this fuckin over with.”

Cutler’s the union factory worker who takes the new guy aside and says “Stop working so hard, kid, you’re making us all look bad ...”

One thing is for certain: Jay Cutler has never been immune to criticism.

Mostly just love how that ‘shop makes Cutler look 9 feet tall.

Stole this from someone who posted it in the previous Cutler story.

Came here for this. Too late. Take your star...

Like an old man sending back soup at a deli.

And what does it say about this guy that he had an agreement with Fox and then just turned his back on them?

I’m more concerned about his commitment to Sparkle Motion

Smokin’ Jay is back again

This really is a specious comparison. Cutler has almost no experience taking a knee.

I think that you really need the picture to go along with that quote. But, it’s still gold!

the sea was angry that day, my friends

His body language takes the “pocket quarterback” thing to the next level.

I find this hard to believe.

‘I can’t wait to win 8 games and throw 20 interceptions.’ - Jay Cutler, probably.

Cutler certainly plugs a hole at quarterback for the Dolphins.