Billy Haisley has asked for privacy during this difficult time

Quick question: how many teams could Kapernick sign today and be the Week 1 starter but the team won’t do it because it’ll make people sad and say and do dumb shit on social media?

As a Bears fan, one of my arguments in favor of signing Glennon and drafting Trubisky is ... “After a season or two, if Trubisky’s ready, the Bears can always cut Glennon loose. Hell, the Jets are always looking for a new quarterback.” 

“Wait, where am I? Who is this guy”

If I remember correctly, the Jets were talking SO MUCH SHIT before that game. Rex Ryan and his boyz were so sure they were gonna “punch em in the mouth” or whatever. It was a very relaxing Thanksgiving for me.

I’m from a family of Patriots fans, so I was rooting for the Jets out of nothing more than spite towards the rest of the people watching with me. Have you ever seen a grown man, a WWII veteran at that, laugh so hard he drops a slice of pumpkin pie on the floor? I’m pretty sure if he was still with us to ask, Granddad…

Josh McCown did an anti-porn PSA.

It sure made my holiday complete. Pats scored 3 TDs in like 15 seconds that night (Pats score, Buttfumble was the first play on the ensuing drive, and then the Jets fumbled the subsequent kickoff and the Pats returned that for a TD.) It was glorious.

You can tell the Jets are hated most of all by their own fans because the first dozen responses Drew lists are all one-sentence screams of despair into the void.

The fact that it was a Thanksgiving Day game makes it even better.

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

Your advice is good. Unfortunately you’re forgetting, people are stupid. Especially with social media they are really, really stupid.

Not only is Blanton’s awesome; they have different horses on their caps. A bartender friend of mine has told me if you go full-on-pokemon and “catch ‘em all” you can send your horses to the distillery and receive a special bottle or something. (Unsure on that bit of urban legend...but it sounds awesome)

Can you boycott a product you already don’t buy?

They’ll get none of my money either!

On the other hand, Luke Skywalker called his dad a dick and patronized him like 900 times, and was still offered a job as VP of Plasma Cannon Management or whatever in the third movie.

This is the dark side of nepotism that people never hear about: what if your family hates you? Your career of benefiting from your family name is basically over. Sad.

I too am down with the separate bedroom recommendation. Anyone who can afford a separate bedroom should have one. There is such a thing as too much intimacy, people. Do we really want to share all our private rituals, our toilet time, our snores and snorts, sicknesses and smells? Talk about killing the magic in the…

The advice to LW1 is spot on. Remove yourself from the situation, stat.

#3: Get your second bedroom and enjoy it. Because something that leads to divorce way more often is being so exhausted that everything your spouse does is irritating.