A reminder and personal pet peeve: choking is when something obstructs your airway from inside your throat; strangulation is when the obstruction is external. Strangulation sounds scarier which is why I think people tend to say choke but this is horrific and should be described accurately.

“25 million euros”

Rather elegant solution I must say.

Nothing should get that close to Suarez’s mouth...

A man cheated on his wife, but you’re blaming another man? GTFOH!

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“If you can’t find anything plucked from a field in the Loire valley and dried in the Mediterranean sun, store-bought will do.”

It seems you think your vagina is a gay mans anus : )

As satirical as this is, I often wonder if porn stars do this exact regimen to keep their bankable assets looking the way they do. I’m rather in awe of how bizarrely pristine they usually are downstairs.

I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.

Yep. Even in Lolita, Humbert Humbert rationalizes his perversion by pointing out historical examples.

An older guy marrying a very young (even prepubescent) girl is pretty much all of history.

Considering that her father is the opportunistic, cynical liar who represents the opposite of how you describe your father (though maybe Mike Huckabee can barbecue a decent rack of ribs), where would she have learned honesty and decency?

It’s a “See who hates you versus who hates you even MORE.” kind of survey situation.

That is a low bar.

I’m pretty sure Dave Chappelle explored this fascinating piece of alt-history years ago...

I asked this on another forum - and I am genuinely curious - if the writers of this show intend to address what status native peoples have in this show. Those states have tribes there to this day (Mississippi Choctaw, Houma, Creek, among others) that were able to resist or escape forced removal to “Indian Territory”…

Have you watched it? They’re usually not that harsh (with a few exceptions, of course).

when I saw you still asking for Jaguars submissions this morning, I really wasn’t surprised

The Jacksonville Jaguars are the Tiffany Trump of the NFL. It sounded like a good idea at the time of the birth but now more than 20 years later, even its own family wants to forget its existence.