As sanctimonious and sonorous as it could be, The Sports Reporters was one of the few places on ESPN where one could listen to grown-ups.

I didn’t buy this shit, I don’t want this shit, and I’m certainly not going to use this shit.

He’s a black man Trump watches on TV. In the words of David S Pumpkins, any questions?

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

You’re going the wrong way!

The opportunity was ripe to send Rex and Rob away on miniature motorcycles.

She actually wasn’t trying to be funny. That is the world she lives in.

Does anyone else just absolutely despise this woman with the burning passion of 1000 suns? I thought when she turned down a WH job initially that there might be at least one tiny bit of solace I could take, but no. She had to go and kill that too.

Fuck that. If I’m on the low ground, that just puts me at ball-punching height. No issues with taking an openly presented sack attack under these circumstances. No dumb shit at a football game who gets into a fight is going to remember my lack of honor in combat once the Coors wears off, anyway.

Fuck you

Paging Dr. Goebbels.

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

(((cums)))

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

I didn’t really need another reason to hate him, but I’ll take it.

OH NO. A SPOILER ABOUT A SHOW FEATURING DRAGONS. MY LIFE IS RUINED.

Not surprised the plot leaked. It’s already shit the bed a few times.

Any song that mentions "fags" and "AIDS" gets my dander up, but other than that, while this stuff is sub-optimal, the fact that anybody is surprised by this is way more surprising than any of the nicknames.