Ah, what the heck

FUCK YOU
NOTRE DAME
FUCK YOU
(CLAP CLAP)

No where near as fun and positive as this gem:

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Is Tom Brady cold or hot? He’s wearing a half sleeve shirt, a sleeveless hoodie, and a stocking cap. I’m so confused.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

“I remember when playing like Butt was a good thing.” - Jim Harbaugh

DUKE ENDS INDEFINITE BACKPACK AND LOCKER ROOM SUSPENSION AFTER JUST ONE HOUR

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DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

Except if you’re a Royals fan like me and fucking devastated. The thing about living in a city like this, in a ‘small market’, is most of us have a real connection to these players. Like they’re family. We see them out on the town and we don’t bother them all the time. They don’t need security when they go to a…

Jesus Christ, dude.

Did you not see the picture below showing “neck brace” is in wheel chair and missing a leg?

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Spencer did nazi that coming....

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

I’m crying

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That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.