Meanwhile, in Worchester, Mass.:

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Truly, Team No One.

Thanks for checking in, Ashley

I was not expecting hobbes’ dick. well played.

I appreciated her steadfast refusal to learn or care about any sport the entire time she wrote for Deadspin. Will miss her unique voice.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

Is that Pierre McGuire between the benches?

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

I love the depth of his anger when his “ownership” of the quote just means it was said in front of him.

Soon we’ll all need Coyotes to lead us into Canada.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

I too will not be traveling with the NFL to Israel.

And no matter how many times Seth Curry pushed the reset button, he kept coming back as Seth Curry.

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

LeBron calling out Chuck, Le’Veon Bell released a diss track against Skip Bayless. Is 2017 the year that Athlete’s finally put professional Hot Take Artists in their place?

don’t forget about batting average.

This is the perfect chance for me to show off how baseball teams have overlooked RBIs and Pitching Wins.