Don’t mind if I bring this in here. It seems like some folks could use a boost so they can see the joke.

This is good kinja.

Can’t slip anything past you.

That's the joke. Sixers almost winning is pretty much a win.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

Bartolo Colon one-upped him with a foursome. A true baller goes for four patties on his Shake Shack burger

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

Wu Ke mistake.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

This is Scott’s fault for making his password 12456789.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

This was a really interesting read. I never really stopped to think about what street performers are up to behind the scenes.

I thought that was headed to a mother-daughter threesome.

the Foxboro outpost of the Waxy O’Connor’s Irish Pub chain

Can we talk about the production values of the snowboarding video?

Trey & Bryce are not to be confused with the Trey & Bryce that are members of the USC tennis team who caused such a brouhaha at last year’s Catalina Wine Mixer.

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

Okay, okay. So I'm not afraid to admit that I would definitely cross the street to avoid those people.