*AHEM

*AHEM

In the Hot Sauce division, Valentina Extra Hot is the king. Packs a big punch but still manages to have actual taste:

In the Hot Sauce division, Valentina Extra Hot is the king. Packs a big punch but still manages to have actual taste:…

What’s with the crayon color? Crayons come in hundreds of colors. Did they just melt them all together and paint the car that color? Because it’s disgusting looking.

Not a video game, but always my go-to.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Carbon Neutral is a word that rich people like to use to make themselves feel better. 

“The Mini now sits stranded in a garage in Washington D.C.” 

35,500 mini Babybel original cheese rounds

Let me restore it, Andrew. I’m okay.

Charlotte is the best because it has a Bojangles. Man, I miss Bojangles.

“furikake”

So lets get this straight here.

More than anything they are doing, I respect Tesla most for this. The dealership model totally blows, everyone knows it. Let the past die, kill it if you have to.

Doesn’t matter. It never mattered. Here’s why:

The wrong glass for the windshield, that’s what makes this thing unsafe. I knew it was something but I couldn’t really pin it down

Get an MV-1

I get it’s a joke but just once I’d like to see one of these posts where every option is a good, realistic choice. I’m tired of seeing 1 good option and 3 batshit crazy vehicles. I mean seriously, Austin lives in Maryland and works for a living, he doesn’t run a summer boutique on Nantucket.

“No rush to sell!!”

I could end up being wrong, but i’d take this with HUGE grain of salt. TNGA isn’t setup to be rear drive in this size class and using TNGA - K seems like it would be pretty expensive to scale down. One of the reasons the 86 was cost effective was because Subaru had a chassis that was setup for rear drive bias.

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.