Put the Indian on the back burner. Get a small bike that you can throw around for your first. A late 2000s Yamaha vstar is a great first bike. A 250cc v-twin with excellent cruiser looks and mini ape hangers. Some of it depends on your size, obviously. I’m a small guy, so your mileage may vary. For your first bike,…

Take the MSF course. If by the end you still aren’t sure then you aren’t a bike guy.

Watch “On Any Sunday”. If you like it, you’re a bike guy.

1: MSF course

Sign up for the MSF course— a couple hundred bucks and a fun weekend riding around a parking lot will give you a quick idea if you could grow into a bike guy. At the very least, you’ll get your M license out of the deal, and can revisit riding later on.

Have you ever ridden motorcycles before? If not, try a motorcycle safety council class. They’ll teach you the basics without endangering your life or your bike.

So don’t comment. No one cares that you don’t know anything. 

The Hess logo. It's simple, and timeless.

You can’t argue with a six-legged dog that breathes fire.

I can smell these pictures.

Ave is another foul-mouthed canadian youtuber, if that’s your thing:

Vehicle pictured at top is the best one for getting you to the mountains and leaving you stranded.

No,  the C4 is Kourtney, the C5 is Kim, to each his own, I prefer Kourtney.

Make college free?  The people who want to go to college should pay for it themselves, rather than have money stolen from others.

I’d have been tempted to sell half my fleet to buy this thing.

This is the truck I would love to see Trudeau and Melania in, on their first date.

It’s the toppings that are key though: Pretty much all of the places I can get a hoagie in my area make the ‘loads of meat and cheese and 2 slivers of lettuce and onion’ style hoagie. There’s no place where I can get a hoagie with green peppers and spinach except for Subway.