I thought Jesus only cared about touchdowns.

Good Lord - this fool is a “leading conservative thinker”? What the fuck.

You just need to tell them about the rabbits again before offing them.

Now THAT’S what I call rock n’ roll!

It wasn’t his “pensively praying while holding the flag” during the intro?

Ah, so they’re just as shitty as Creed, but have a boner for ‘Murica instead of Jesus. I wonder how many members (and they’re all “members” of a sort) have gotten kicked out for not being patriotic enough.

What’s the line? “If Jesus came back today he would never stop vomiting”.

Well, and it’s a measure of where discourse and dissent and disagreement are in our country. Having a different opinion can get you death threats. The Right has been trafficking in insane, poison politics for decades - and this kind of alarmist propaganda comes almost solely from the Right - they know exactly how to…

Yes - and this same tactic was used post 9/11 to silence anti-war voices. The whole “I support our troops” movement with the ribbons was foisted on us because the Right started shouting the entirely illogical argument that if you didn’t support the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan you “were against the troops”.

This kind of thing is really scary.

His lawyer: Why didn’t you comb your hair?

That’s always the tricky one, isn’t it? Art, entertainment, performance - sports fit into these categories. People in the public eye - other than politicians, who we hope have some kind of ethical standards, vain as that may be - are open to having their private lives examines. Sometimes for terrible behavior,…

Shhhhh!!! You didn’t use the password, anyway!

Ah, but only if there was even a hint of honesty behind anything at Fox News. It’s all propaganda of the most cynical sort, and with a complete charlatan in the White House they’ve learned that they can say anything they want, no matter how crazy, and enough of the “base” will take it as fact.

HE RIGGED THAT VOTE!!!

Remember, when you crazy connection something, you’ve got three crazy connections pointing right back at YOU!

Knob Tower is some of the most sought-after real estate in the kingdom!

You know, I’m really sick of the Hollywood trope of “following your heart” or “the heart wants what it wants”. Not the spirit of the idea, but how it’s so often used in movies as an excuse for what would be considered bad behavior in the real world.

So The Rock has, what, twelve movies coming out this year? They transitioned to him starring in every movie so gradually that no one even noticed.

Winnie the Pooh holds up very well.