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“What’s a computer?”

It ain’t Manhattan, Pa! It’s Brooklyn! And I’m gonna open a John Deer store there whether you like it or not!

I don’t think it needed to be presented as it was. What I took from it is that he’s just as awkward and gawky in real life as he appears, and was persistent in trying to get with this woman. She says she gave “very clear non-verbal signals” that she wasn’t interested, or something along those lines.

I agree. Interviews are useless and uninteresting to me if they feel canned at all. His response seems genuine, and not everyone or everything can be summed up neatly in a few words.

There there.

George Martin was a key part of their success, sure. But without the Beatles he wouldn’t have become what he’s known for today - each side was important. He helped with production and arrangements, but he didn’t write the songs.

Yes - absolutely.

The NFL clearly needs to draft more choir boys. Sure, they’ll have to fight the Catholic church for them...

Smith and Cousins are both QBs who get very little respect from the public. They’re both consistent starters deserving long-term deals, but they’re never the sexy choice.

Holy shit! This is like if Creed and Nickelback formed one impossibly terrible...Republican...“supergroup” (the singers “praying” pose before he starts singing is pricelessly pretentious). Thanks for sharing!

She gets to buy twice as many shoes!

The flag represents our freedoms! NOW DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY!!

The sequel, “Uneasy Rider ’88", in which he and a friend beat up an entire gay bar after the friend realizes his dance partner ain’t no woman, is... less of a favorite, shall we say.

Lookeee here fellers...we got a “anthem sitter” on our hands!

Exactly! They fucked it up early and basically pissed Cousins off with their lack of respect.

Hey, I was going to comment on this! I’m a Browns fan, and I detest our shithead owner with a passion. Terrible, clueless, witless ownership has hamstrung the Browns since we got back in the league. First the Lerners, now Haslam, have had the brilliant strategy of cleaning house every two years, so the organization

I don’t know that I’d call Cousins or Smith mediocre. QB money is crazy now, and both of them are solid, if not exactly sexy.

Right - when fans complain about their QB who gets them a winning record and/or playoff berths every season I never get it. Reid & the coaching staff certainly deserve the blame - Smith didn’t lose them that game.

I feel like this was primarily set up by the team/Snyder mishandling this completely. They probably could’ve signed him repeatedly for a pretty reasonable deal but waited and waited...for what? They ended up paying him big money for two years and got nothing out of it.