And apparently when your battery is running low your brain shuts down but the mouth (and tweety fingers) keep moving.

Have you ever eaten out with friends for the first time only to be exposed to what utter twats some of your friends are to restaurant staff? I have. My wife and I know people who are perfectly fine at private parties, but get them out in public and they turn into a Kardashian.

I’m sorry, but a true “Sandwich Master” would’ve used a silicone spatula, not a stupid wooden spoon to get the peanut butter out of the jar.

Jake Paul exudes that particular brand of Leader-of-a-Pack-of-Insufferable-Douchebags arrogance that happens when a group of young guys decides they’re above everyone else.

Listen, in the Non-Denominational Holiday Spirit I don’t want to start something....but Nickelback should never, ever be considered “fine”.

As evidenced by this story and reactions you can read here and elsewhere, there’s very little a rape victim has to gain by coming forward besides, say, being labeled a gold digger, a slut, a liar, etc.

My family has exactly zero holiday activities that look this fun.

When the thing that can be done is the right thing, corporate entities, politicians and/or the wealthy & powerful see that nothing can be done, because the right thing is never available or possible in their worldview.

Need a fuck, take a fuck, got a fuck, leave a fuck.

While I agree wholeheartedly - the entire “bowl system” is nothing but a goofy, corporate-sponsorship clusterfuck - however, as with everything, I believe it’s all about money. Teams get a big check for earning...uh...”earning”...a bowl bid. Plus, as others have said, it’s often a showcase for lesser-known schools,…

Of course you can’t...THANKS TO OBAMACARE!

But where’s Paul Ryan to pee on him to bring him back to consciousness?

For it to be an apt metaphor the Browns fan would need to be pushed down the escalator by Jimmy Haslam.

Oh yeah?

I agree because you not only have a university, but the US gymnastics program hearing the allegations and basically covering it up and rationalizing their support of a serial sex abuser.

Petty? Sure. But when my wife and I saw this trailer the other day we agreed it just looks like a shitty mess. But yes, it will make a bajillion dollars.

Hmmm...I wonder how he got the nickname “Fizzback”. Also, evil music promoters usually just create boy bands so they can be surrounded by young dudes all the time. So I get it: Fizzback had a thing for lizards.

It’s weird, out-of-place brutality reminded me of the scene in one of the Transformers movies (which beat the JP/JW movies handily for incredible dumbness) where an old man Autobot was fumbling on his hands and knees - maybe looking for his glasses? - but a Decepticon came up behind him and shot him in the head,…

Yes - but so much of this is ingrained sexism. The system doesn’t promote women as equal to men. The media carries the water for the men’s leagues and actively promotes the idea that men’s sports are superior. We won’t know the truth until women are given a true, equal chance. Which is easier said than done, I know.…

Not even getting into the argument of whether women can physically compete in motorsport with men (I think they can) the larger issue is that how much more difficult it is for women to even get a chance to compete.