+1 completely unnoticeable combover

+1 grain, gluten and dairy-free organic treat, plus extra walkies

Yeah, I think there’s a large segment on the Right who just see him as the anti-Hillary and that’s good enough for them, even though they wouldn’t normally support him.

I don’t even think he’d make Mr. Manager at the banana stand.

“NFL Football is played at the Stadium by the RAMS.”

I just switched over to Playstation Vue from Direct TV and paid $40 for the Redzone Channel, which is amazing. It’s a little disjointed at times, but as the games go on you kind of get into the flow of what’s happening in each one.

My friends and I have talked about how the refs mark the spot of forward progress for a long time - it’s completely ludicrous. Player is tackled, maybe slides, rolls, skids, whatever...official puts his foot down, then runs 20 yards to the middle of the field and places the ball. Then they “measure” and come up 3…

Hey, he’s an innovator. Once he has this team whipped into shape they’ll have the 2 minute drill up to 4-5 minutes!

I agree - but it was a tossup between that or Comic Sans.

I propose we take up a collection here on Deadspin and have a sash made for Winston which says “The New, Rapier Eli Manning” and send it to him.

As a Browns fan I’ve been surprised by their flirtations with (relative) competence the last couple of weeks. If they’re not careful they’re going to win a few despite themselves.

I wasn’t sure where you were going with that one but you really turned it around.

Hey, Mr. Kah-tair!

Bowl games have always been meaningless, for the most part, other than as a payday for the participating teams and a travel destination for fans.

Come for the back bacon, stay for the football.

I’m sure today FIFA officials are proudly wearing their I ended racism in soccer and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and slew of bribery payments to my secret Swiss bank accounts) shirts.

Bless you, kind soul. Your consistency in excellence would make Belichick proud - until you get hurt then the unknown rookie he drafted in the 7th round will take your place.

Yep - there you go. You said it much better than I did.

You know, while I get where you’re coming from I don’t think of Belichick as a dick. I’ve actually heard interviews where he’s (relatively) jovial. I think he just shows his disdain for being the public face of the team on his sleeve.

He looks like that one buddy many of us had in college who would wake up hung over from a night of partying and start drinking - in this case his eye is swollen shut from a punch he took the night before. He doesn’t remember why it happened or who did it and he’s kind of happy-go-lucky about it. “Eh, whatever. Want…