You never know with short guys (and he may not be short) - he could be one of those “27th degree black belt” kind of guys.

So is this a smug-conservative-upper-class-twit bow tie, or a hipster-with-elaborate-twirly-mustache bow tie?

Makes sense once you see the new Army uniforms:

The Vikings are really trying to push the envelope of what is considered “family friendly”.

Not getting it? That’s a paddling.

Shirk Photography, a division of Procrastination Productions.

As a good will gesture, the photographer and the school really should make donations to various Native American Cherokees.

And the thing I hate about most allegations of “political correctness” is that that has essentially become a way for whites to complain about being called out for being bigoted and racist. Many of these instances involve people lacking basic human decency, empathy and cultural sensitivity.

You are missing the point entirely. You’re so focused on your imagined “SJWs” being outraged over “nothing” that you’ve lost the plot.

I hate this, too. It’s like shorthand for legitimizing her Italian heritage, and she’s not the only one who does it. It’s like you can’t be taken seriously if you don’t act like you learned about “mozza-relle” and “gaba-goo” from your little Italian grandma.

Our romantic B&B in the French countryside features:

I feel like the Social Media Age has produced a specific subcategory of blogger, which is the “I’m an American who now lives in France and here’s my idealized, perfect life that fits every romantic, wish-fulfillment stereotype you may have about that lifestyle...oh, and let me constantly emphasize how much better…

I’d prefer a large box with handles. Makes it easier to carry.

Those artisanal, vintage garden shears were purchased at a local farmers’ market from an old farmer, Maurice, who is actually a dear, dear friend of hers. But I don’t think you’d understand, not living in France and all. Did you know that they live in France?

Wow! I think this guy wins the King Shithead prize! (subtle, but see what I did there?)

I’m totally with you. The NFL likes to talk about developing young players, but the teams drafting QBs high usually need a lot of help, and those teams rarely have the patience to develop the guy. “Development” for a rookie QB on a bad team is usually a few games at most, then it’s sink-or-swim time.

And what complicates this is that having a good rookie year is never a guarantee that a guy is going to develop into a franchise QB.

And that’s the thing - Goff must be a disaster if they’re not playing him (and not even dressing him). The NFL rarely exercises any kind of patience for developing young QBs - if he was even close they’d have him out there. The idea that they’re sitting him to develop him sounds nice but that’s never the reality in…

“OK, wait, hold on guys, no fair! You’re not giving me time to decide who to throw to...especially YOU! No fair! I call you have to count to ten before rushing me...”

Good lord! Why isn’t there a “The Cassowary” super hero? He’d be a killing machine - but it might be hard for him/her to operate a vehicle with the giant death spikes on the hands.