Exactly. But, you see, W started the “they hate our freedoms” BS (which is complete and utter nonsense) to make terrorism feel like a personal affront to us, because hey, we’re just so awesome it has to be about us.

Good catch! He should remember that the dames can get emotional about stuff like this.

Wrong move. You’re supposed to shoot into their car.

I think MLK has been bland-ified into a mild-mannered, bemused Morgan Freeman in the collective conscious of a large chunk of America, issuing pithy, soundbite wisdom while caddying our golf game but really teaching us about life.

Plus, I’m sorry, my donkey is a workaholic - I’d love to see anyone try to keep him from going into the office on Sundays.

You know, I try to not go through this world as a cynical, black-hearted husk of bitterness and disappointment, but I can’t agree with the basic premise “this is a good world”.

The problem is that there aren’t enough NFL teams in LA.

I Love LA

As a Browns fan I wish all of you would stop with all of these ridiculous, but highly likely, future actions by the Browns!

Penetrating the A-gap

He tain’t wored suspenders since aught-six!

Exactly.

You know he learns about all this stuff from his best friend Taeghllyghn!

Did...did Gladys say something to you? I always thought she was laughing with me...or are those tears...?

I agree except for all white, which I just find boring. To me the perfect example of what you’re talking about is the 49ers all black unis. They just look odd and terrible with the gold helmet.

The NFL is not listening. The timeless tradition of Thursday Night Football will be shoved down your throat whether you like it or not.

You know, I’m all for a tradition of heritage and all, but the NFL needs to wake up and get on board with having the uniforms be more update-able. As it stands we get an announcement 2 years prior then Nike unveils some meh/OK/half-assed/whatever new uniform and act like it’s a major event.

Ah, sure, but shouldn’t you buy two anyway?

I’m guessing that in 2017 the month of September will become “Patriotism month” or something like that, and every team will wear red, white and blue dinguses and dongles because, y’know, veterans/respect for the flag/greatest country/9/11 tribute/vague lip service to “patriotism and unity”, etc.

+500 interchangeable blondes named “Kaetlynn”*