I think they blew each other to death.

Good ridance, you terrible person. You were absolutely shit as the head of HP. You forced children to take part in your anti-choice propoganda, kids who just happened to be at the same museum you were but there for a field trip that had nothing to do with your farce of a presidential campaign.

Melania doesn’t know yet that she can be replaced by cheaper foreign labor

“how to deep-throat your rich husband to keep him away from the other bimbos”

I have the feeling, despite Mr. Trump’s claims to the contrary, that there’s no need for deep-throating skills in the Trump bedroom.

Her first initiative should be to make sure all needy Eastern European “models” that come to the U.S. can find a wealthy husband and to help Donald set up a government agency to facilitate their resettlement to America. Cleary SeekingArrangement.com is not doing the job.

I thought he was fucking hilarious too. That crowd needs to pull the sticks out of their asses.

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.

I literally remember one, “I see you.” and it was because I was watching it with my wife and in my mind I was thinking how this movie is just so not interesting in not 3-D and then the female Na’vi dies and she says “I see you” and I look over and my wife is crying and she is genuinely sad and I for the life of me…

between this and Tyler Summitt’s inappropriate relationship in Louisiana, it’s not been a good day for Southern Misses

The reason Chevy has missed the mark on electric cars is that the body styles they’ve chosen are, frankly, dumb. The Volt is almost unusably small and the Bolt (besides its stupid name) looks like a potato.

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

As a Poli Sci graduate, i say i are offended..you are bad stupid.

it’s time to start applauding the big-time programs that have found ways to take the academics out of college.

Yeah, on twitter, #SlateHeadlines was created entirely to mock Slate...it’s impossible to tell the fake from the real...

Yes, and there are billion people calling out the Ayn Rand nonsense, like Daylight Atheism. And yet, they remain.

“Empathy is Bad”

Here’s why empathy can be a bad thing. Empathy is why people want me to see a doctor when I tell them that the recipe guy from the Hulk Hogan Sex Video site is a deeper and more critical thinker than Yale psychology and cognitive science professor Paul Bloom.

Don’t forget Doritos!