Guess who else rose to power by making promises to restore his country to its former greatness . . . .

And the Chairman of the House Science, Space, and Technology committee is from Texas, and believes the earth is flat and created 7,000 years ago. We're fucked.

Yes, her cabinet will be 50% women who don't want to increase regulation of Wall Street, oppose universal single payor health care, and are in favor of the TPP. But Yay! Because they will be women who will continue to support wars abroad and policies that hurt the working class at home.

No Weedlord Bonerhitler?

I would have figured her for a Subaru, if you know what I mean.

She now says that if she knew then what she knows now, she would never have bought an Oldsmobile, and that she did so trusting GM. Her position has now evolved and she prefers the subway.

Relationships are no fun at all unless they are inappropriate.

Its not even “impatience,” for many it will be necessity, sometimes you have to replace your car, and waiting two years isn't an option.

Whose leg do I have to hump to get a nice-looking electric car around here?

Oh hell yes. At my University, over 50% of all business degree graduates graduate with honors. Its Lake Wobegone, where all the children are above average.

I would think Greek food. They don't go the tomato route.

Roman food reeked of Nuoc Mam. Romans loved them some fermented fish sauce.

DONT EAT WHITE BREAD. Nashville idiots think that’s a cure? It traps the spices, and then it tends to stick to your teeth and gums right at the gum line, its like applying a hot spice plaster to the gums, it makes it worse and makes it last longer. Pineapple juice, friends, pineapple juice is the only anaodyne.

I could say the same about Clinton. Anyway, how is he doing “better?” He was in the lead from the start. And still is. He’s getting higher percentages because the field has narrowed, no other reason, and his opponent isn’t presenting what could be considered an attractive alternative. I actually think Cruz is far…

I just assumed the proverbs come from the same place Kwanzaa came from.

All it takes for evil to prevail is for good to stay silent.

They do just looooove that formula for articles with titles like "The total opposite of what everyone thinks is true is actually what is true." Things like "Why Bernie Sanders Is A Fascist And Hillary is a Communist," and "Poop Smells Good."

Ya gotta call out idiocy or else people will believe it and be led astray. Look at how many poor sad college kids take up Ayn Rand, misled by the fact that her books are placed on the same shelf with the other philosophy books, which makes them think her ideas are something to be taken seriously. And then you wind up…

John Kenneth Galbraith did say that “the modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” The modern conservative is still not succeeding in this quest.

Baroque-and-roll?