Well, if he is to be prosecuted, just sentence him to community service or something.

I’d be driving like coming from my dealer with a big sack of weed in the car and expired insurance

I just don’t even see the point in prosecuting this guy; the original person’s been dead for 60 years, and it’s not like he’s avoiding anything by using this identity. Hell, he IS Joel Hanes as far as I’m concerned.

Yall really bent out of shape over that

Call me crazy but I just see a person who, not surprisingly, looks less bulky after they take their thick, fur-lined winter coat off.

This is no big deal, people, find something better to complain about. -_-

What say you, cheerleaders?

That may be November 7th thinking.

Yeah, there was no way Trump was going to become President.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

But isn’t that like a good thing, not wanting the whole box?

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Seen later:

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

Another failure. Maybe this will finally convince them to stop producing their own bottles and put their water into other companies’ vessels.