When I was in high school, I used to change the chorus lyrics to, “Please don’t tell ‘em I’m gay!”

I see your Staind and raise you this: I went to a Puddle of Mudd concert for a guy once.

Last spring? Wow...not even the guys in Blink 182 were big enough fans of Blink 182 to get a Blink 182 tattoo last year! I hadn’t thought of them for ages until they recently released a new album. And my reaction to hearing that they were making music again was “Why on earth would Blink 182 think that anyone is…

I will not be undersold: 3 Doors Down tattoo also had the Red Bull logo as a tattoo.

Related but not: a tattoo artist I know gave someone a Blink 182 back piece last spring. I’ll just leave that here.

I once met a guy with a 3 Doors Down Tattoo.

That’s all you needed to know about him.

I have a metric by which I measure my sobriety. If I ever find myself rocking out and really enjoying Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down I immediately cut myself off.

I’ve had that same feeling and I’ve had trouble articulating it. This is literally the worst outcome imaginable. Not just him winning the election but every single decision he’s made since then. It’s fucking terrifying. And the news coming out every day is just getting worse and worse.

Seriously, with each new thing I read I keep asking myself “What the fucking fuck is going on?” and THERE ARE NO ANSWERS. Words fail me.

CALL THEM!!!

He really is like a 12 year old who’s toy got taken away. So I’m assuming within a year every news outlet will be “FAKE NEWS” because they say something that doesn’t please him. Jesus.

Chaffetz is such a slimeball. I couldn’t stomach the Flint water hearings because he was so zealous to suck Snyder’s dick, while trashing the EPA woman. He’s so fucking partisan he makes Moses proud. That shitty analogy is the best I got, sorry. Can’t stand his smug face, either, fuck Utahns (?) vote that douche OUT!

It seems to be about the only way to get the attention of POTUS. Apparently it took a couple weeks for the transition team to respond to e-mails from the OGE.

I would say that it’s among the biggest disgraces of our era, but I’m sure something will disgust me more before the hour is up.

Chaffetz seems particularly mad about a series of sarcastic Twitter posts the OGE’s official account sent to Trump in November, mock-congratulating him for deciding to divest himself from his businesses

Tweets are the new press conference.

Why are they TWEETING EACH OTHER?!

I know! Making fun of appearances is unkind but fuck this guy. He looks like Peter Brady mated with a trout.

In the featured photo.... what exactly am I looking at? It looks like Seth McFarlane on meth in a windtunnel.

And now I owe his dominatrix $50. I bet she put him up to it just to make me pay.