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Gettysburg might be a beautiful outdoor setting, but if you’d seen the 51,000 bodies killed there there on July 3, 1863 you might not consider it pleasant either.

I met a British man couple of years ago and started dating him for or this reason! Now we are in love, living together, have pet ducks in our backyard, and the dick decides that now after brixit he never wants to go back. I fell for the worst British dude ever. ;)

If you’re heading north of the border anyway, you could at least respect his heritage and hold it at Tim Horton’s!

Thank you, love. I appreciate your kindness.

Perhaps it is important not to sanitize the struggle? It may also give us notice that we may have to endure our own dark times in protecting democracy.

I was so so worried that was the twist.

Sounds glamorous AF! I hope you win all the pinball and claw games for your celebration

Girl, I remember on election night a man visiting from Canada messaged me on Grindr. Needless to say I broke modern medical science, impregnated myself with triplets as a contingency and am now planning an early spring wedding at a Dave and Busters in Ontario.


Yes! It looks just like Katy Perry when she is an old lady in the video for “The One That Got Away”.

Counterpoint: was moved at the end. They cast a good person for the gig.

I would not call this “pro-Muslim” but rather pro-human rights, pro-Constitutional democracy.....

Between this and Joe Biden’s Medal of Freedom, I did a lot of surreptitious crying at my desk today.

He’s such an utter coward.

I don’t feel bad for the interns. They chose to work for someone seeking to take healthcare from 2 million people in their state. They could work for any other political official.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I would be saying “el oh el” if I weren’t so furious at what his actions meant for the country. Scumbag.

Yep. I still like Tom Wolf, though.

Yeah, and I think some of those were off-the-cuff raps on goofy subjects. Now, granted, I’ve only seen him as an actor a few times, but... Eh, who knows, he could pull this off.

He sang a bunch on Whose Line is it Anyway?, didn’t he?