Ok. If you don’t eat cheese or bacon, fine. I completely get it. It’s healthier, it’s better for the environment, you keep kosher, whatever. Totally on board.

Incorrect. My 4.5-year-old is much smarter and more concerned with facts than this dingus. You’re looking at about a 2.5-year-old right here.

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

This thread is my favorite thing in the internet right now.

WINNER

why did you waste this beautiful comment on a response to my ridiculous one????

“I want to put macaque into that deer” -the monkey

My chihuahua used to hump my cat.

Introduced to the House by the infuriating Susan Collins, my Senator and the owner of a brilliant PR machine that markets her as “moderate” while she goes ahead and votes in lockstep with her party almost every time. Sure, she didn’t support Trump and got grief for it from our Tea Party governor, but she’s got enough…

OH, I KNOW. It’s my dad’s favorite! LOL.

There IS single-serve Nutella as well, and versions that come with little crackers to dip in it. I buy it on purpose for eating with a spoon, so I am a bad example.

Sounds great! I bought Nutella exactly one time and by the end of the jar I was eating it with a spoon. So now I know I can’t be trusted. So anything that is single serve and reminiscent of Nutella is tops in my book!!

Come sit by me and have a drink, especially since you have the best Kinja handle I have EVER EVER SEEN!!!

I bought some in Mexico recently and when crossing back over the border I blithely told the guard checking my bag that I had two boxes of them. Somehow I didn’t realize that since they are illegal, he might take them away. Luckily, he just laughed and sent me through and now I have a hoard in my pantry (they’re stale,…

I just had a conversation with my 6 year old nephew last night about Kinder Eggs. He sees Kinder Egg opening videos on YouTube and I’m trying to explain to him why we can’t buy them.

I thought the same based on the headline, but I think the article makes the opposite point. Some “threats” require actions so irrational that they don’t qualify as real dangers. It’s like banning plastic spoons because a very determined 10 year old could use one to pluck out his or her own eye.

There is NO way to get past this this early. He hasn’t even been inaugerated, yet. You’re going to have to go through some of his horror before you can get past it.

IIRC there is an average of one person a week shot by a toddler in the USA. Then there is the more than 30k other shootings every year. As an non-American, it seems insane that nothing is being done about gun control