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That always makes me shake my head. Good thing if I shake it too hard, I can just go get some free health care. (Which also protects kids!)

He’s a spiritual, moral and existent threat to the best founding ideas of this nation

http://www.theonion.com/article/fun-toy-banned-because-of-three-stupid-dead-kids-290

I do want it said and again and again how this has nothing to do with conventional politics. Trump isn’t just wrong or bad (or even primarily wrong or bad) because he’s a Republican. He’s bad because he’s just a shitty human being who just so happens to have hijacked politics.

He literally said her father wasn’t a war hero because he was captured.

“Fuck me sideways.”

If he was so damn tired, he could have said “no.” He shouldn’t be so whiny.

Exactly. It was a benefit for The Eric Trump Foundation, ostensibly to raise money for St. Jude’s.

This is what shits me about fuckwit Jr’s comments. Like, no dude, just give them the money because it’s the right thing to do.

I fainted at work once in front of 2 people

I like extra virgin coconut oil after showering.

When people realized that awards shows were stupid bullshit and that injecting some actual levity into them can’t hurt anything? Like literally nobody is harmed in any way, people just got a chuckle.

Look he can’t hel...

Yeesh, I was just being tongue-in-cheek, what with our capture it on cell phone, stream it culture. I don’t think your response was necessary.

Poor Jan! She had the best hair of all of them. Real Rapunzel hair.

George Glass could not be reached for comment.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

Can you imagine a group of women that were so obsessed with what men did with their bodies that they locked themselves up in a room and spent hours discussing and drafting legislation that banned the use of viagra or prostate exams and then brought that legislation out in public and argued it in front of crowds? Can…

That was my reading of his problem, too. Like, Nick, damn man. You don’t need to explain anal sex to your 5-year-old to talk about gay men. That’s not the conversation you are having.