Jinni I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love you. Truly.

“I’d like to make war, but I’d also like a mint julep” has taught me that I can simultaneously be repulsed and snort laugh.

Nah... the tip share is legal. Basically the hosts, bussers and bar staff are all paid server rate ($2.83/hr) and servers make up the difference to pay them minimum wage. Don’t get me wrong.. I love my job, and I actually make good money, but when you stiff a server, you are likely making them pay to serve you. The…

You can feel good about yourself for stiffing a server, but be aware that where I work, we tip share 3% of our sales whether you leave a tip or not. You don’t leave a tip? Your server paid money for you to teach them a lesson. Your pay probably doesn’t get deducted if you’re having a bad day at work. Don’t be a dick.…

15% if the service was just ok.. minimum 18%... preferably 20% if the service is good.

After I went to the Women’s March people kept thanking me and I was a little bit nonplussed. Like “you’re welcome but why are you thanking me?”. Then came the travel ban, and all of those awesome souls showed up at airports on a day when I couldn’t, and I understood completely. 

Thank you for sharing that. I just cannot even imagine having to see the look in my niece’s eyes if Twitler and his ghoulish sidekick announce she’s not fit to adopt children. I’m sure our friends in the GOP will line right up to rescue kids from foster care.

This just made me come completely unglued. My niece and her wife adopted a newborn in June (adoption was finalized 2 weeks ago) and had an 18 month old girl placed with them through foster care in August. Just last week the goal from child services was changed from reunification to adoption and the caseworker expected…

Today in things that make me cry.. it’s every day now. What the everloving actual fuck?

Blown. Away.

I’m still completely unable to wrap my head around how we went from that.. to this.

Family dinners must be great.

Goddamn. You just got yourself hired as speech writer for der Drumpfenfuhrer.

I’ve been trying to keep it low key but I am seriously starting to freak the fuck out now.

This shit is getting more terrifying by the day.

Yes.

Jinni I love you. That is all.

Pleasantly surprised, because when I saw that picture I was sure Katy Perry was under that face.

I’ve already resigned myself to the fact that I’m going to burst into spontaneous tears once a day until the inauguration, which I have dubbed tequila day. Today it was twice, courtesy of Michelle and Barack (and Uncle Joe). It’s only 6pm. GODI’MGOINGTOMISSTHEMSOMUCH

They’ve switched over to voicemail. I’ve been asked to leave my contact info and my message. LOL I’m sure Pat will get right on back to me. I am freaking out on a daily basis now. My daughter has a preexisting condition and requires a $15k procedure 4 times a year.