I am immediately and unwaveringly suspicious of people who don’t like cheese.

1 snort laugh = 1 star

I read that article too. Washington Post. It made me cry

haha thank you! all credits to my beloved catholic grandmother who used to belt out the song ironically in the 70s. If you’re not familiar with the song, drop whatever you’re doing and go directly to youtube. You will not be sorry.

Can ya tell me how to move past it? Because I’m still kind of there.

To be fair... he was pleasant at the time... very. And if someone showed up in an airport specifically to get me to see me after a 14 hour flight, and they weren’t driving me home, I’d be like fuckoutwiththat. But I also don’t make my money from fans. I can be as shitty as I want.

God bless America. AK-47? Yes please. Don’t even think about curtailing my right to shoot lots of bullets in a very short time. Kinder Eggs? Much too dangerous. Think of the children!!

I have an Ed anecdote.

I got on a flight from Auckland to LAX and saw Ed sitting in first class. After I got my ass to the back of the plane with the rest of the hoi polloi I happened to be seated next to a brit, and mentioned that I’d seen Ed Sheeran in first class.. he goes ‘is that the ginger homeless looking guy?’ LOL... uhhh... yah.…

I appreciate every genuine laugh I get in the midst of my low key freaking out nonstop since the election. Thank you for that one, I LOLed! (I’m an old, so you took me back to the days of my kickass weebles ship. Didn’t matter how stormy the seas, those tiny sailors did not fall down)

God I wish unpresidenting was a thing. As in, we got a redo, and Drumpf was unpresidented. And all of the sensible creatures rejoiced.

I can taste it. Big nope.

Ugh... THAT mom gives me the dry heaves. I’m more along the lines of Frankie on the Middle. You, however, delight me.

So Billy Bush is too offensive to our delicate sensibilities to be on tv, but Drumpf is still ok to be president? This election will forever be known as our great national embarrassment.

God forbid, indeed. I think I just prayed to a god that I don’t believe in.

You have just won the internet for the entire election season. I’ll be using this. I’ll be sorely disappointed if it’s not a viral meme by this time tomorrow. A GALAXY of stars for you, and thanks for the genuine laugh in the midst of my election anxiety.

Whew.. Thanks! :)

Wait.. wha..?? Should I be noticing Tay’s new boobs? P,S, Every time I see your name I think “Jan Brady”.. anything Brady is a good association for me. Well, unless I say you remind me of Mrs Brady. That would not be a good think at ALL. Each of the 8643 times I saw the Christmas episode I secretly wished for her not…

He waited 24 hours to get treatment for THAT?! He was high as fuck on *something*.. I practically need treatment just from looking at it.

Oh God are the Koch brothers getting my Charmin dollars?! Because my feelings on Charmin are similar to my feelings on extra crunchy Jif..! I could change the toilet paper out of spite, but please let me keep the peanut butter!