I live in a downtown neighborhood, and rude dog owners piss me off beyond all reason. I’m disabled, walked with an assistive device, and still manage to pick up after my dog. Because I chose to have a dog in the city and I’m a goddamn human being.

Huh. I do occasionally go for other women, but Rihanna couldn’t be less sexy to me. I guess she’s not my type.

He looks like he reeks

Those boots hurt my eyes and my feelings.

As a top heavy woman...I can’t imagine going out without a bra, let alone having my nips one breeze away from being out there.

I just can’t imagine having to think about keeping my nips covered with my coat at all times.

I really kind of liked it, until I saw the boots.

Shit, do we all have to publicly start apologizing for what little assholes we were at 14? This is going to take a while...

I’m practically a Luddite—*just* capable of signing up for a burner account. But the way the text aligns with the floor of the sauna doesn’t look like something she just dashed off to her friend. Also, she’s an asshole.

It’s so horrifying. I can’t begin to tell you how tired I am of people murdering other people. It seems like it’s been nonstop for so long. I’m just so sad and exhausted and helpless.

Because you want to talk about it, geez. Of course I’m getting my news from news sites, but it’s 1.30AM here and most people are asleep and I’m upset. Jezebel is a community, it’s where people share things in a relatively safe place. And for people who have been here for years, as I have, it’s always been a site where…

Oddly enough, I do, because it’s funny. But, I play it to be funny, and I’ve been with my husband for 20 yrs.

Who calls their significant other by their full name?

I know just the other day I said to my husband,Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, “why, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspirituswho is totally my husband there are people who do not believe that our love is real. I think that you, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, my serious and sincere and not fantasy…

Honestly, this is the most convincing thing so far of this fact.

Taylor Swift and I are together, and we’re very happy. Thanks for asking. That’s the truth. It’s not a publicity stunt.

I think that we all knew Dora was a monster. Stop shouting at me! No, I won't tell Swiper to stop swiping! It's what he does. It's his goddamn name!

I praised a guys soul patch by saying that “ If I was a man I too would adorn my self thusly”....and then married him so when ever I get a bot snotty he brings that up and I just sit on my hands in utter shame

I could never abide the fact that she supports Roman Polanski (like so many other people in Hollywood). And she wrote some Op-Ed a few years ago which compared eating meat with rape, which kind of sealed it for me. She’s talented, but ignorant.