Love your Trump descriptor. And if I may add to it- the partially deflated basketball has also been rolled through a pile of dog shit, and is lying beside an array of hypodermic needles and emptied out douches.

That’s cool. I hope the next time you go to a restaurant, you don’t upset the server who spits in your drink. Because by your logic, someone who is bad at their fucking job deserves to be treated with respect in all situations.

If someone isn’t emotionally secure enough to handle a protest statement by a WNBA team in front of about 7,000 people without throwing a tantrum, that person probably shouldn’t also be a police officer.

I wonder if there will be thoughts and/or prayers offered up.

Also, men who don’t realize how gendered food and food-sharing are. She’s a “pig” now. Fucking hell.

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

Eleven police officers have been shot in Dallas, and four killed. It is good and right for Jezebel to cover the shooting deaths of persons of colour by police in detail: that they receive personal, detailed attention in the media that they were denied in life. And yet I think that the deaths of these police officers…

Watching Alton Sterling’s murder was the most horrific thing I’ve seen.

If you were a woman applying for a job at Fox News wouldn’t you kind of assume that this shit came with the territory. It’s like taking a job at a cannery and being surprised that it smells like fish.

I agree, no one deserves to be treated like that.

Right? I really hope those are verbatim quotes. “We should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago and then you’d be good and better and I’d be good and better.” SO HAWT. Plus, what does that even mean?

You’ve been very lucky with your bosses if this doesn’t ring true to you.

Hiddles may need to get on the Batphone to Affleck to find out how this ends....

I hope it’s real, because when he decided to wear that I heart T.S. wife-beater in full view of the paps his image took a hit. If the rumors are true that he’s gunning for Bond, I think he’s going around it the wrong way. As I’ve said before, Tom is coming off as too thirsty, and Bond IS NOT thirsty. If he is gunning…

Honestly I don’t see this one ending well for either of them unless they dial it back to look like an actual “A-list” relationship (lots of subject changes and sneaking out of hotels and houses) because if they break up and she goes out to write Mega Breakup Hit #8 about it, everyone is going to be fully aware of how…

That sounds really good right now.

We’re ovaries-deep in pokecake season right now. Can you fucking not.

The fact that she’s citing the First Amendment makes me want her to be found guilty. THAT’S NOT HOW THAT FUCKING WORKS YOU TRASHBIN.

There is big difference between indirectly causing someone to commit suicide because you left them and literally encouraging someone to kill themselves and you know that. The situation is not remotely comparable. Just because this is Jezebel doesn’t mean you have to twist this into a men vs women thing.

I realize it’s no longer in the DSM, but Borderline Personality is the apt descriptor here. If you encounter one, run. That’s all I’m sayin’.