it’s all good. I probably shouldn’t have mentioned race since that just distracted from what my point was. But I stand by it now that it’s out there. pipe bombing your employer for the purpose of promoting a book, if that is what is happening here, just feels like such a white thing to do, that would kill the rep of a…

The only way this hell gets more fresh is if Trump names her as his running mate.

Cognitive dissidents. -1 point on your psych 101 final.

This makes me inordinately happy. Now I can watch Forensic Files without running the risk of hearing her schreechifying in a promo.

“Hey are you guys licking each other because I’m really good at licking and I think we’d all really like it if I just got into bed with you and started licking stuff and I’m also really good at staring if you’re going to be staring into each others eyes I could really add to that and also it looks like you guys don’t…

I once had semen run out of me and puddle on the floor, only to be promptly licked up by my appreciative cat. SO was horrified beyond belief.

I always find this helps, and if that doesn’t do it, there’s animals in sweaters.

Yes, it was a graceful and thoughtful answer to a question she is no doubt being asked constantly right now.

I’ve never seen this show but that girl knows her priorities. #tacolife

25 years of alcoholism have a way of changing one’s personality.

First off, Drop kick me Jesus is my favourite song ever.

Sad to see. Jordan has long been a nation sympathetic to the West and to its neighbors. It has borne the greatest burden regarding Syrian refugees, and this action is not surprising. The US simply needs to step up. President Obama should use his last few months to strengthen support for the refugees and UN aid. We can…

Enochs denied the rape charges but, in a plea deal, admitted guilt to battery with moderate bodily injury — a misdemeanor, rather than a felony. In return, both rape charges were dismissed.

You know I never thought of him as an imaginary friend until you mentioned it. He was just the guy with no clothes who happened to live in my closet.

Oh it’s totally a thing. I once had a coffee shop barista shout, “I’m not going to help you feed THAT to your baby!” When I asked her to please grab me some hot water for a bottle. This was years ago when I was a new and insecure mom and I started crying right there in the middle of the crowd. My neighbour stopped…

In general I think being age-regressed under hypnosis to unwrap repressed memories is a super bad idea, but ... maybe you should consider it.

Oh, and I never told my parents about the naked man because I didn’t want him to get into trouble.

True story: My childhood bedroom had a tiny room inside it separate from the closet. It was maybe 4ftX4ft and had a window. I kept toys in it. There was an extended period of maybe a year when I was like 9 when I patently refused to open the door because I was convinced that a naked man was living there. I was never…

Weirdly, Nancy Drew books made me the most afraid as a child. (I still loved them). Monsters seemed silly to me, but real people who break into people’s homes and knock them unconscious...terrifying.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.