i’m going to re-post my reply to everyone who think these teachers’ comments are ok:

“Who’s fault is it that teens can name more celebrity feuds than wars?”

Word. Humans are capable of caring about current events, AND celeb gossip at the same time.

STFU Demi.

Try half his IMDB page, I think he had a contract rider for a while :p But the movie you were referring to is ‘Young Adam’

Risen.

I mean how exciting would it be if previously “safe” seats became unsafe?

Hey, that leg gun was fantastic. Duckworth would totally rock it! And it isn’t like Republicans could object.

THEY HAVE RISED!

I’m an Old, and the number of times the Democratic Congress has turned against a Democratic President had been appalling. I hope we hold it together this time. In any case, this puts another vote on the record for who is for the most minimal of gun control measures and who is deeply in the pocket of the NRA. And with…

Skip those grays...except me...I’m fucking delightful.

Voting on bills is THEIR LITERAL JOB!!! And yet, you have to stage a freaking sit-in on the House floor to demand a vote on a bipartisan bill. #America

Another commenter said something earlier today about Dems generally being the party of compromise in contrast to the GOP being completely unwilling to even meet them at the bargaining table in recent years. Well, the Dems are finally fed the fuck up. As well they should be.

Yessssssd Spread senioritis, spread! #nofucksgiven

Looks like Obama’s lack of fucks is spreading, although given the mess the GOP seems to be in right now it seems to be a good time to make a statement.

People who know Kate seem to all say she’s extremely nice, but I only wanna be friends with Amber. We can split ‘em!

Eww. Kevin Spacey eating the life force out of Kate Mara’s vagina was one of the worst (and least believable) things I have ever seen.

They're both not as terrible as buttne

Balls don’t actually work like that. I left my balls out at home (experimenting, shut up) and didn’t really notice much of a difference.

Ugh. Sorry to read about this. And for everyone who is all ‘what’s the big deal’: why should we be confronted regularly by flashers, masturbators and get dicks pressed/rubbed against us when we use public transport? I commuted two hours a day for two years and was exposed to too many fucking dicks - I still get angry…