This makes me sooooo happy. I am a 46 year old suburban white father of four who’s very happy with life. But my daughter watches this shitbag show, and, Goddamn, I hate this woman.

And somewhere in Pittsburgh, Kristy and Kelly are cackling over their fifth cocktail...

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.

I’ve been watching multiple episodes of KUWTK recently (I have reasons) and they never call her Nori - they say Northie. Like you, I thought Nori was the unofficial official name because North is of course pretty ridiculous and not very cute. Northie. Okay.

Unfortunately, the Amish community houses a large percentage of the worst and most horrific puppy mills in the country, so it’s almost certainly more of an Amish thing than a serial killer thing (though the Amish community has also had massive problems with ignoring and covering up rape and sexual abuse, so probably…

Listen, aside from personal safety considerations, I think a phone breakup over a 15 months-long relationship is a dick move. But I don’t like Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles, either, so...

In addition to everything else that’s horrible about this, which is, well, everything, a rope burn is a nasty injury. They almost always get infected because particles of rope remain in the skin (source: the doctor who treated a nasty rope burn I had in my youth). It will be painful for weeks, it may well make her…

guys, do you ever just feel like this country is too broken to be fixed? godfuckingdamnit.

You’d think they’d have learned from Abu Ghraib to not take photos... At least the ones dumb enough to do it wind up outing themselves

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

Stop trying to make sorbet happen. It’s not going to happen.

he was spending $2,700 annually on ice cream.

People said that, but I get the impression it was just for show. He keeps coming out and saying things like this, and you just have to wonder which one’s the truth.

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TBH if Lord & Taylor catches on in the press, I am 100% taking credit for it for the rest of my life as my No.1 achievement and contribution to humanity.

LORD AND TAYLOR! ???? okay. I totally spit my water at that.

Older kids are worse, at least for me. I let me daughter start sleeping in my bed when she was 3, which was when her father and I divorced. She pretty much stayed in the nest of pillows I built to separate her from me when she was little. She’s 8 now and she still asks occasionally to sleep with me. I usually only let…

Glad that it works for you! I can barely sleep with a tiny dog in the bed. Pretty sure I’d kill myself before trying to sleep with my child.

Meh, I think seperate bedrooms can prolong a marriage. Not everyone is wired to sleep all wrapped up with someone else. Ignore their shit if it worls for you.

My thoughts with toddlers in the bed always comes back to “do you get kicked in the face often?”