Oh dear lord

I like seeing celebrity relationships where the people in them give about as much of a shit as I do.

I think she likes dick. But her legions of fans want her to stay pure because they NEED at least one white female popstar to not be riding a football player or rapper’s junk because REASONS*.

Vegan avocado brownies? Okay that sounds terrible. You can absolutely do them without dairy, but avocado brownies. No.

Even more so because we were all with you on that journey. Not only was there a collectively cringe when we remembered the poorly matched foundation routines of the days of yore, we also wanted to believe that 1991 Peak Madonna truly swam in a bathtub full of doughnuts.

She should have bought a few sizes smaller.

I’ll take them!

you know what was worse than the dog apology video? THE RUM DIARIES.

I’m torn on which is more urgent: dousing herself in dairy or killing him. Her temporary insanity claim might be weakened if she waits.

And by interesting I assume you mean batshit crazy.

Princess Charlotte looks so much like the Queen to me that I like to imagine that she carries around a tiny toy purse at all times.

Kendra’s calling her out and keeping it real.

Also, it’s especially rich coming from the woman with whom she shared Hef’s wrinkled peen.

I never read books, as they might be full of “hoe” and then you never know, what is next, pimps and blingz?

Do you know what type of bacteria live in your rectum that shouldn’t end up in your mouth? Do you wash your rectum with soap before playing ?

Keeping it real shamey.

I think it sounds like Holly came to terms with the fact that it was a really fucked up situation, whereas Kendra has not. If you label your past as dysfunctional it can feel like a real loss to people. They’re like siblings fighting over the memory of their dad but weirder.

who wants to go through life like that?!?

And I you. From what you stated her anger issues definitely come from an honest place, but who wants to go through life like that?!?

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