That picture! I came here to say something about Drumpf’s capacity for delusion, but then I saw that pic and I’ve been distracted by the fear that that “I’m taking my first shit after rectal surgery and 3 weeks on painkillers” face will imprint itself permanently on my brain.

Just... Jesus H. Christ in a rear facing car seat. I can’t comprehend in what world this shit is even close to ok. Like, even if this guy thought this was the peak of hilarity, you’d think that it would occur to him that Facebook is forever. I just cannot EVEN with humanity anymore today.

Words cannot express how much I love this. Also, ‘bout fucking time.

Words cannot express how much I love this. Also, bout fucking time.

I love you, Randilyn. That is all.

I came here to say this, albeit probably in a less eloquent way than you have. Great minds and all that ;)

This. 43 galaxies of stars to you.

Will you share the excellent explanation please? Obviously I’m an old.

Wait.. he swerved to hit the duck? Or miss it?

God how utterly awful. I was actually with a friend who ended up chasing down a hit and run driver last week. Guy took off with his hood completely covering his windshield, which didn’t make him hard to follow, but he was definitely going fast enough to kill a kid. First thing the police pulled out of his pocket when…

I hope my kids ARE. I’m a 50ish parent.. I’ve earned my level 10 sass!

But who gets the dogs??!!

And people are focusing on what bathroom transgender people use. Pretty sure that we, as a nation, have bigger issues.

I love how she brings the wrath of god into it. I’m going to start doing that when people piss me off.

I can’t stop looking it it! It’s hideous. It’s awesome. It will scare small children and at least 43% of adults. I accidentally love it.

I came here to ask that same thing! I don’t even loathe Hollywood types.. I lean way more to indifferent, but what special kind of assholery makes a person say ‘you can’t look me in the eye’?? Fuck OFF with that. I would totally roll my eyes while making disdainful noises and facial expressions if anyone ever pulled…

anyone think vanessagalliver is Canadian? “It’s not polite and it’s like they don’t have manners.” lol.. oh vanessa.. how I wish there were more politeness and manners in the world. Actually what I really wish for is more kindness.. but if you can’t be kind at least be polite, eh? ;)

LOL.. she convinced me too! I think it was the way she took off her sunglasses before she said it. It added such believability to her comment about you. ;)

Hah! Thanks!

I always enjoy your comments. If I were in charge around here the starring process would be a lot more exciting. ;)