My daughter’s 3rd grade year gave me post traumatic head lice disorder. Those little fuckers are no joke. After repeated crying calls to her doctor, where I was told to use over the counter stuff because they don’t prescribe anything (I’d been using the over the counter stuff.. they are immune) I finally called a…

Same.

For 2 years my daughter’s pediatrician (who she had since birth and i otherwise really liked) tried to put my oldest on antibiotics every time she had a headache, saying that it was a sinus infection. (No sinus infection symptoms at all). I finally got sick of that and switched doctors. The next doctor gave me the…

Right there with you. It’s not for nothing that breast reduction has higher patient satisfaction than any other plastic surgery procedure.

Both of my daughters suffered from migraines from a young age. Once the older one turned 18 she started getting botox shots for them and they help a LOT. As yet that protocol is not approved for pediatric patients so the 14 year old is still suffering. It’s a hard road.. I had a doctor tell me.. after speaking to my…

I had a breast reduction at 35. Wish I’d done it at 18. I’d be far more worried if my daughter was having her lips plumped and rearranging her face a la Kylie Jenner. Good on you, Ariel. And sorry bout your mom.

I’m going to miss him so much. On the other hand, Obama is making me love him more every time his “fucks to give” quota drops. Zero fucks to give Obama is going to be GREAT!

ohmygodtrump/coulter.. this is the stuff of nightmares.

Yah.. for real. They should be afforded the same respect that Drumpf shows for.. well.. everyone.

OMG I accidentally pictured that and now you owe me $864,300,000 for therapy.

Is it wrong that I find that kind of fuck up adorable and endearing coming from her? What is wrong with me? Why does a grown ass American woman like Kate so much? We all know my time would be better spent chanting “America.. fuck yeah!”, but I still love me some Kate.

To be fair, Freaks and Geeks would be hard to top, on nostalgia points alone. But who would have predicted that Seth would peak in high school? ;)

omg... my sentiment exactly! fucking dominos. I refuse to eat that when I’m *not* on the lam. And if I should happen to be on the lam some day, I still will not eat fucking dominos. It is the actual worst.

Starred one million times for your name! My sister is so bossy and itinerary obsessed on family trips that I nicknamed her Julie. I also don’t travel with her anymore. Because I love her and don’t want to be forced to kill her. ;)

I will gladly share the ‘omg I bought an expensive wedding dress and rented tuxedos and bought a motherfucking gazebo and declared our love oh so very publicly and prayed a LOT and recruited prayers on facebook, and it still didn’t work!!??’ meme. Apparently there was much apprehension at the big event that the groom…

This affair to vow renewal journey was AMAZING. I wish I could have shared it with all of you!

^{Haha! I think I love you! I have a woman on my facebook feed who recently was cheated on by her husband of 20 years (his relationship with the other woman, a coworker, was so serious that he wanted to introduce her to his 3 sons), had him move out, got back together with him, and had a marriage renewal ceremony. All}…

I’ve been legit using avoiding the news as a coping mechanism because I just can’t even anymore some days.

Haha! Don’t hate yourself! Love yourself for that comment as much as I love you for that comment!

Why does that thing look like a 9 year old with makeup??!! Jesus yuck. I’d google, but I don’t have time for a rage stroke right now.