I’ve so been wanting to buy one of these kits for my partner.. distance sucks!.. but he’d expressed concern that that very thing would happen. Shame there isn’t some insta-set product. Double darn.

I don’t know, but he’s leaving here.

Mark I’m going to miss you SO much. I’ll be wandering thru my sepia toned life filled with angst over the loss of my every day guaranteed belly laugh after you’re gone. Your humor and your Allen (poor Allen!! ;) ) and your guinea pigs always make my day.

You’re my absolute favorite Jez writer. I’m going to be so lost without you and your humor and your Allen and your guinea pigs. Sad face.

Just.. what the actual fuck on so many levels. First of all, has this woman never heard ANYTHING about musical theater? Also, has she never heard anything about being a decent human being? I just can’t even with these people anymore.

I didn’t know what DH meant so I scooted on over to urban dictionary and ohmygodnowhyisthatathing??!! That is worse. Much much worse. And ‘hubby’ is 43 kinds of terrible, sooooooo

20 bucks says this guy jacks it to fantasies of little boys.

This might be my favorite comment in the history of comments. Anywhere. Ever. PS.. definitely stop drinking iced tea!

I think I love you based on this post alone.

All of the stars to you.

Oh my god. This guy is a lunatic. I would freak out if I saw someone holding a weapon showing such blatant anger management/entitlement/fuckheadery issues.

I’m all about the Kiwi accent.. is that because the guy who gives me all of the orgasms is a Kiwi? Or do I allow him to give me all of the orgasms because of his accent? Chicken.. egg. ;)

Ummm.. any side of your personality that’s telling you that this guy’s behavior is unacceptable and intolerable is not a “shitty” side. Not by a long shot.

Fired is a start. Arrested had better be next.

About 4 years ago when my daughter was in elementary school she had a bout of head lice that gave me self diagnosed PTLD (Post Traumatic Lice Disorder). I must have spent $600 on rid and nix and NOTHING worked.. I have 2 daughters and we all have long thick curly hair and it was a nightmare. Many tears were cried,…

Fuck this woman and her total lack of a semblance of humanity. I hope he counter sues for every thing she owns.

All of the stars for your original reply.. but delete that explanation!! ;)

I snort laughed!

Awww.. I’m a server and a granddaughter and I love this so much on so many levels. Because I’m a server I’m a most excellent customer. ;) I’d never leave less than a fiver.. even if my check is $7.. I tend to fly more in the 30% range.. mostly because I know how much it can make someone’s day.

Straight up best comment/punishment EVER. Legos. Hate those little fuckers and their arch punishing design.