I am truly sorry. That sounds pretty awful.

Perma-period??!! Are we talking spotting? Or full on second day of your period perma-period? Because if it’s the latter, I feel like we should start a foundation for you. SOO sorry to hear that.

Ok.. I concede ;) Had a tubal.. wonder if I could still get Mirena for the sole purpose of not getting my period? Tried the depo shot because of recurring ovarian cysts and the stuff made me CRAY.. no lie.. I cried every day for a month and I’m not generally the weepy sort. The day I caught myself crying about a tv…

Well now I want to come hang out with you and your father and his BFF. Please can we make that happen?

OMG I only *thought* I loved you after the martini comment.. but now the hope for overnight internal injury has made me love you with a love that’s strong and true.

Mine hasn’t.. no.. I’ve been using it for five or six years now.

My grandmother thought this song was a HOOT (and so was she) and would just break out into song with it.. good times! :)

I’ve never had a problem with mine *furiously knocks on wood*. I didn’t mean to offend anyone, or be the reason that women are anti cup. lol. It’s just worked great for me, and I’m happy about that.

Errrr.. I’m not advocating mandatory cup use.. worry not. I’m not a recent convert, I just adore the thing. YMMV.. it’s made my period life infinitely easier, but you do you.

All of the stars to you. I snort laughed.

Girl, peroxide. It takes the vigorous out of the job 93.7%* of the time. Also, if they REALLY want to teach Tina how to period the doll should come with a moon cup. THAT. THING. HAS. CHANGED. MY. LIFE. No lie. Every single woman on the planet should buy one. Today.

It’s a song! My grandmother used to sing it mockingly in the 70s.. damn I miss her.

I’m pretty sure she achieves that singing style by shoving 1/3 cup of peanut butter in her mouth and then singing.

Girl has the worst case of peanut butter mouth EVER

Same. People think it’s weird, but it’s not like we’re missing out on sexy times.. and we’re both well rested when we do! ;)

It’s actually a song! My grandmother used to sing it mockingly in the 70s.. she was SO progressive ;)

Jesus CHRIST. This is the gynecological equivalent of the kid-kicker Hungarian camerabitch.

I don’t know what that tree is, or where it grows, but I feel like I would have noticed if we had those in my area. ;)

Yay! I love a good cry laugh.. but come visit me in April.. you’ll see what I mean!

Pennsylvania.. maybe cum trees are a universal thing. ;)