I would be totally open to this. Especially if I could hang out with Shrayber.

Oh, Jason Alexander, THAT is how an apology is done! 10/10

If only this dog had a uterus, people could concern troll about things that REALLY matter.

Maybe I don’t hang with enough atheist dudes. I’m an old. :)

Oh they’re equally gross. I just feel like religion gives the concern mongering a pious, judgemental tone that I find really hard to swallow.

Religion seems to be the major excuse.

Love, love, LOVE nz and nzers. But they’ve got fundie hypocritical men fretting about uteruses too.

Would do. All day. For free.

“but Queen Elizabrth did die! You just don’t know her, okay? She doesn’t go here.”

This is an excellent and well done piece about the biological aspect of gender identity. I wish that more people would educate themselves, and stop listening to this kind of willful ignorance.

It’s only a matter of time until the grand leader of UBFM has a sex scandal. In this case I suspect one of their higher ups has impregnated 8643 women. Isn’t that how it always goes? Family values, my ass.

Circa 1998. I was chat room friends with a guy called Chris. There was nothing sexual or romantic about the relationship, and I considered us to be good friends. I was married with a toddler (he claimed to be single, no kids) so there were no ‘let’s run away and live happily ever after’ undertones.. just someone who I…

I swear, every time people are inordinately interested and judge-y about what kind of sex other people are having, it turns out they’ve got something like this shit in their past. However to the Duggars I’m sure that feeling up your sisters is far less a sin than having gay/premarital/recreational/enjoyable sex.

This is the best wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes. So many loves.

What is the actual purpose of the muffin monster? Surely it has an intended use other than entertaining stoners?

You can’t possibly out asshole the person he was counting on to save his life. You’re a passive observer to the moment he got PTSD, she facilitated it, and then laughed in his face! LOL

Hands down, Tim Minchin. He’s brilliant and musical and hilarious in an intelligent (and deliciously profane) kind of way, and I love him with a love that’s strong and true. Stoned or straight. But obviously stoned is always better.

Sadly, trying to outdouche the next guy seems to be an actual thing.

For fuck’s sake. Someone who owns 44 Dunkins needs to steal tips from employees? I just can’t even. He probably also makes facebook rants about the lazy people getting food stamps.

Oh my god I hope that part about the cup is true!! I want it to be soooo badly. I LOLed.. twice!