Two words. Breast Reduction. Best thing I ever did for myself. And my insurance covered it.. my total cost was $15.. I like to say the girls were $7.50 each, whilst clutching them for emphasis.

My cat has an insane love for spaghetti sauce. She would literally eat a cup of it. Oh how I love that furry little weirdo.

She is sooo pretty. My cat is 15 and you wouldn’t know by her looks or her behavior. I’m so thrilled with how well she is aging!

I’m pretty sure your cat doesn’t consider you to be the overlord. You’re the servant whose presence she tolerates because you a. deliver the food and b. scritch the chin. Ask her. ;)

Mark are you back to the night shift?! Please say yes!

I’m worried about the regular sized cat head attached to the regular sized cat in my house tearing out my jugular some night in my sleep because I’ve only scritched it’s regular sized cat chin for 30 minutes, or some other transgression against her royal catness. I could not sleep in a house where this giant cat head…

So. MANY. Stars.

I'm cool with your world view too! I won't unfriend people just for being conservative, although I'm tempted. It's the shitty comments about people on welfare and bigotry that gets you cut off from my fascinating and always entertaining feed. ;) I used to try to have a logical exchange of ideas, but really, it's…

I live in a river town. We actually do have a municipal pool and you can get a pass for the summer for $25 if you claim financial hardship, without proof of income. Which if you have 4 kids it's still going to be a problem, but it's something I guess? They also do low cost swimming lessons, but I agree with you that…

Exactly. "Eat fish sticks, poor people" makes me want to puke on about 17 levels.

OMG.. that is almost the exact wording my stepsister uses in her rabid arguments against a $15 minimum wage, except she isn't being facetious. And she's as broke ass as anyone else. I cannot even begin to fathom what kind of thinking makes that idea seem logical. I'm just happy that she lives in California and I live…

New Zealand. Straight up.

Hah.. yes!

This caused me to simultaneously snarf tea and laugh loudly enough to disturb the slumber of my feline overlord. She’s plotting my death as we speak. But hey! Thanks for the laugh! (;

I feel like we should be besties. And our kids could commiserate. SO. MUCH.

I think we should be besties. And our kids could commiserate. SO. MUCH.

“named something cop-like, such as Gary”

I feel like the UK moms don't put the effort into the crazy that the Pittsburgh moms do.

THIS. All day. I’d give it a star for every dollar the bigot pizza people collected, if I could.

They have collected over 40 THOUSAND dollars in 6 hours and I’m left stunned and appalled. Apparently being an unapologetic bigot pays REALLY well if you can stomach the work.