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Just.. as a nonowner but big fan of the peen, I just can’t quite get my head around it. Not that I need to.. live your best life, peen modifiers! Pay no attention to my cringing. ;)

One time when I was a very little kid I took a VERY close look at a dead bird in my alley.. Thing was CRAWLING with lice or mites or something or other.. I don’t even know.. but ever since then I cannot stand feathers/birds. I have this problem where I start thinking about chickens if I’m trying to eat chicken, and

Well.. I guess that sounds.. interesting.. in theory? But I feel like the peen owner might take offense when I cringe and gasp and blurt ‘omgowwtf?!!??’.

The description of the process just had my DYING.. I can’t help it.. I come from a long line of twisted senses of humor and such. ;)

That subincision reminds me of hotdogs that my grandmother used to butterfly and fry in butter!

oh. my. GOD. I have literally just laughed myself to tears multiple times over the scrotal saline injection. (I’m a very twisted human being, but to be fair that is fucking HILARIOUS). I’m not sure if I should click the other links or not.. I just randomly chose that one.

Move along.. nothing dodgy to see here.

I’ve taken a visceral dislike to your ex brother in law on the basis of the Trump line alone. Words are such powerful things! ;)

She is just repugnant!! And I don’t mean her appearance.. well.. I do, I guess.. but more on the basis of everything she stands for.. WOULD. NOT. DO. Which is actually my stance on the entire clusterfuck of the Republican field.

Inadvertently voted for Pat Buchanan? How does that happen? Is it like accidentally having sex, wherein one is sort of klutzy and falls on a dick? Because I’m positive that’s what happened to Bristol Palin, and the fact that her kid is named Tripp really just proves it.

Because I want us to be besties, and I think this might earn me the spot. It’s not even actually a comment on your post (although it’s a great comment on Lena).. I’ve just been dying to use it since I saw it ;)

He is brilliant.. and I met him after a small show in NYC a few years ago before Matilda broke loose.. he was every bit as personable and charming as you would hope. LOVE. HIM.

I don’t care what anyone says. I’m just going to keep on believing that Blake and Miranda just punked the planet and are snuggling in bed laughing about this as we speak.

I just belly laughed so loudly that I made the cat jump. Thanks, Erin.. I’m in deep shit now.

I keep telling myself that Blake and Miranda are just fucking with us, and they’re all snuggling in bed laughing about how they punked the world.

I only pulled that stunt maybe 3 times a year for VERY. IMPORTANT. Rick days. I obviously don’t remember him hooking up with anyone on GH. I’d have blocked that out of my mind in the interest of preserving the dream. ;)

Team Leif. Duh. But I was really only there for the Rick Springfield pics.

Haha! If you were a REAL fan you would have played sick ALL day just to see him. And let me tell you, I had to be good. My mom did not accept miraculous recovery by lunchtime. But at 3pm Dr Noah Drake made it ALL better. And to be honest I can’t remember a single plotline.. pretty sure I just stared at Rick and

My Tim thing is more about his humor and his musicality than the way he looks, per se. That being said... would do.