Holy shit! Even David Carradine wouldn’t be caught dead with that belt on.

I wouldn’t trust anything coming out The Daily Star no matter how much it validates my worldview.  

or list him by his proper title, “Dale Hansen - National Treasure”

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

This was a lot of words to say that you want clicks for being contrary.

If you don’t like a film genre, let me give you some advice, watch something else.

Ah, if only someone - say, an occasional contributor to this site - had proposed this idea in 2016...

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

When I had to pound the fuck out of Dave in receiving just so I could get a fucking package delivered to my desk before dooms-fucking-day I had to submit to a very, very lengthy process.

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

This seems like the right time to bring up a cause that is very important to me: brain trauma caused by being beaten with the ugly stick to many times.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

“Everything’s going great with the skins, why do you ask?”

Y’all could fucking vote, for one thing. 

Wait, you’re telling me you know of a background check that would’ve found out the crimes that Kidd committed years *after* he was hired by SBNation? 

Find an outlet that does background checks on freelancers and get back to us. Not that it would have mattered in this case since Kidd started at BE years before the bust. A background check wouldn’t have found anything.

Also, don’t let the fact that Ian Kidd collected child pornography overshadow the fact that Greg Hardy was found guilty of domestic abuse.

McCarthy, after blowing a playoff game in which they had led by ten points with his usual late game conservatism, couldn’t wait to blame the loss on a fourth string tight end who screwed up an onside kick reception.  He’s always been a useless asshole.  Fuck him.

Yeah, it was all about one play.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history.