She’s teamed up with Spotify to release a test that will help you determine what percent that bitch you are.

Jimmy Carter —> President of the United States during a gas crisis, an economic crisis, and the Iran Hostage Crisis. If Ted Kennedy hadn’t killed Mary Jo Kopechne he probably would’ve won his primary challenge against Carter.

Dearest Mother,

Yup! Way back, in the days of my relative youth, a friend of mine joined us at the strip club. His shirt looked fine until he hit the blacklights. Instant Jackson Pollock homage. We still give him shit about it to this day.

One of the stranger aspects of 2001: A Space Odyssey is probably its connection to the Marvel Universe.

It’s not just the actors and actresses, you fucking twat. It’s the writers who actually come up with the shit you like, and the union members making the damn thing (lights, cameras, costumes, make up), and the schlub baking the damn muffins that the staff is eating every day on set- that person is probably only making…

Settle down, rebel yell. We can barely hear you over the rumble of your motorcycle.

Are you sure that BadJanet isn’t more your type?

Damn, come on. I wish Obama was still in charge as much as anybody, but the man doesn’t owe us shit. For one thing, he’s doing a hell of a lot more than Netflix deals right now. He’s done more to help more Americans just since he left office than almost everyone reading this comment will do in their entire lives, the…

A good sculptor must be able to capture a moment in time, to render an emotion so well that is evident through marble or bronze. The face may convey the thoughts and emotions, the sadness, or pain, glory, or pride the subject was feeling. But this sculptor has unequivocally and masterfully captured Ed Reed thinking…

Between this and Marianne Williamson

sir this is a wendy’s

There appears to be a while lot more craziness to this story than is reported here. DeAngelo Vehicle Sales is a transport/hauling business, but they bought a multi-million dollar debt that AP owed an unrelated institution. Then, the DeAngelo lawyer ‘surreptitiously represented’ Peterson in another lawsuit, and used…

Apology accepted.

Headlines, Jack! Try em on for size!

I’ve always found the coverage of MMA here to be pretty solid and fair (from Wyman, Nathan, Patrick, etc.). They call shit out when they see it and don’t gloss over the uncomfortable reality of the business, including the terrible way the UFC treats their roster and the media, as well as the dangers of weight cutting…

First, weight cutting is bad.

I say this genuinely, not as a hipster — how long have you read Deadspin?

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?