We’re all watching a predator at work.

So, here’s my nuts story, which fortunately, didn’t involve my nuts. In high school, our baseball team was in the State playoffs. We arrived at the ball field early and watched our cross-town rivals play their game. At the plate was a friend of mine: a gargantuan of a man who could hit the shit out of a baseball. In…

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

painting hair onto Peyton Manning’s forehead in order to make him come across as a more valuable brandbot.

Neat.

I tried to get a Craigslist escort to give me a jimtomsulajob one night but she didn't have any bootstraps.

you’re aware of the difference between giving and receiving, yes? If not, your poor wife.

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

Did I recreate that scene fifty times when I was a teenager? You know I did.

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

Who Gat

I ask this question as a neutral make black who will vote democratic no matter what in November. Why would the underdog who the DNC clearly doesn’t want to win pour money back into the machine? True in 08, true now. If it’s Hillary’s time, then so be it. But the party machine trying to coronate her 8 years ago…

Jimmy Carter is a thousand times the person you will ever be, but yes political boycotts of sports are not useful. This wouldn’t be about politics though, it would be an attempt saving athletes from death by dysentery.

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Sorry. As a pedant, I had to...

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Man, even this list of Australian animals that won’t kill you is filled with animals that will merely fuck you up.