Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

You tell ‘em Sage. Sports and politics should never mix.

Bet he could have rambled on about Jebus as much as he wanted.

ESPN is shit.

i am so sad right now. i for real thought this was a show with the brother from cnn who always wears an ascot. i would for sure watch him go across the country and fish. i looked online to see some clips and was greatly disappointed to see an old white man.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

“It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling”

Andy Reid also banned hoverboards last week, saying he felt they caused his team to move too quickly for his taste.

“I’d hit that.”

Guy really knows how to jam the receiver.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

*pulls up suspenders* Well I’m just an honest, god fearin’ Tar and Feather salesman and I would love to win your business good folks.

Stan Kroenke owns many parcels of real estate and shopping centers in and around St Louis, yet thinks the city is not good enough economically to support an NFL team.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

I mean, this one is still up, so why not?

I don’t know why you didn’t just use a full length portrait and eliminate the uncertainty.

In 100,000 years, the takes would be clearly visible in the Andromeda Galaxy, where strange and incomprehensible alien entities would gaze up at the bright light in the sky and say, “This will probably hurt his hall of fame chances...”

Well brain, it was a nice run, but this bleaching is gonna hurt.