Damn. I never realized how much he reminds me of a (Dr Who) Sontaran. Stontar-ha, sontar-ha!

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

LeBron is plenty familiar with Special Olympians considering the Eastern Conference the past few years.

And then Drew ran back up stairs to bed before his parents caught him and grounded him for watching football on a work night. When he got to bed, he wrapped himself in his blanket and sobbed himself to sleep.

Being stripped of a title is not a punishment. In fact, it's a reward. Now he doesn't have to pay six figures to the IBF for a sanctioning fee.

He wouldn't agree to fight Glazkov because he is contractually obligated to give Klitschko a rematch. The headline made it sound like he was stripped of title due to to his hateful comments. Fury is a dick, but the IBF went hard on him when they are usually far more lenient in similar situations. The alphabet…

“Everybody, this is the hand I used for 3 years to wipe my bare ass with, and now it is pointed at an even bigger asswipe.”

Jameis, we’ve been through this before. You play for the Buccaneers.

Stauskas looks like he just walked in on his Mom fucking the dog.

So did you wake up saying “I’m gonna make myself look like a giant dipshit today”, or were you inspired by the bowl of Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix you had for breakfast?

{Pours one out for the man himself}

[Pizza Hut, 5:30 PM]

“What you’re seeing is smoke from the fireworks being set off around the area, all of them amateur displays.”

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

“Grown-Ass Man Bullies Teen”

Lions’ fans are renowned for eating some... distasteful dishes, but even your friends don’t plan to try lamprey pie, do they?

I also clogged my hotel toilet in Cleveland. I walked in, dropped anchor, and then watched in horror as the toilet water rose just up to the rim before settling back down.

“They felch you.”