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And the abyss gazes back...

Goddammit I think I just broke something internally. Get this out of the grays!

Everytime I see something about Mitch Hedberg now I think of the St. Louis Cardinals and failure. Was that really what you had in mind? Did you hate him that much?

lets not act like “entitled white men” are the only types who commit rape.

Or, you know, you could read deadspin.

NOT THE BEES!

More like Johnny Jailcell, now.

The picture being blurred before you click on it made it even funnier.

Typically if you have bad credit you’d pay a deposit ranging from 50.00 to 250.00, which you get back after 12 on-time payments. Since the early-termination fee was around 250.00 if you stopped paying your bill, the cell companies pretty much wanted that fee in advance if your credit sucked. Now, this is how it worked

“...nothing’s happening, nothing’s happening, something about a nap, nothing’s happening, it’s over, a lot of people in the audience look pissed.”

Hey, nobody said he’d get a liver transplant, just be in need of one.

Essentially, the owners were charmed by the sheer audacity of Kroenke’s proposal

“Well, it does make panties disappear...”

Apparently Bigfoot is real, because Kroenke paid someone kill it so he use the ass for a hat.

It’s like she finally looked in a mirror and said, “Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?”