The rematch between these two teams is on February 13, in Normal.

Apparently he got the idea from everyone saying Aaron Rodgers went to Vegas with a beard.

Well, that does sometimes happen to dumpsters...

OK, so what the hell is this from?

That’s why Arrowhead is about to replace their old clock for a new prototype made out of baby-back ribs and cold cuts.

An NFL owner gives out money and then asks for it back.

Maybe he was trying to get Superman to kneel and lost track of time?

And he just killed that man’s future children.

Can. Not. Unsee.

Getting whipped fucking HURTS.

“Did I hear you say correctly that you have not slept since Saturday afternoon?”

Eh, I’ve seen worse:

But... But... Whitlock needs a hole in the donut. How else do you expect him to fuck it?

That image needs a NSFW tag, because if you’re not paying attention all those eyes start blending together and they get that magic-eye 3D effect and now there’s some pinkish spider-monkey hellbeast’s afterbirth chewing it’s way out of my screen and dammit I have to go change pants

Jesus, he looks like he went after the holy grail and chose poorly.